I know... the name is unwieldy. Too many characters. Most likely not commercially viable (although I will entertain offers in the neighborhood of the VERY high 6 figures.
But, with all the soymilk drinkers out there I have always wondered:
Where are the udders on a soybean?
Then came the next logical step, register the domain http://www.wherearetheuddersonasoybean.com/ and take pride in its ownership.
I even had a dream, ...an epiphany, even... know what sound a soybean makes when you milk it?
'Moot moot'